Interestment’s Top 10 Ways to Eat an Egg

The age-old question about what came first the chicken or the egg has sort of been answered here. The chicken came first, because I recently did a piece on the best ways to enjoy it. So that’s sorted. Now it’s the egg’s turn…

Scrambled Eggs on Toast – a breakfast fave, a popular brunch, have it for lunch, do it for dinner. They’re versatile like a Spanish lad that can play left back or centre midfield or striker.

Eggs Benedict – the second most famous Benedict after Cumberbatch, these prove that ham and eggs really can go together with muffins after all. Despite what everyone says.

Egg Mayonnaise Sandwich – get your egg, mix it with mayo and a dash of mustard and serve on bread with micro-thin slices of onion in it. Not advised if you plan on spending the afternoon breathing into someone’s face.

Sausage and Egg McMuffin – this is the best thing on the McDonalds menu and that includes their famous Zinger Tower Burger.

Scotch Egg – so-named because it was invented in London which is the capital of Scotland, this should ideally have a runny yolk to compliment to crispy breadcrumb bit.

Fried Egg Sandwich – nothing says “I’m here and I’m sexy” quite biting into a sandwich that spurts hot yellow fluid down your Bugs Bunny tie.

Cheese Omelet – made by forgetting to scramble your scrambled eggs because you were busy thinking about sex, the best way to hide your embarrassing mistake is to hide it under cheese.

Boiled Egg and Soldiers – so-named because thin slices of buttered toast look like soldiers, dipping them in yolk is treat worth writing to your gran about. She’d appreciate the contact, TBH.

Welsh Rarebit – famously this was invented when a forgetful Welshman called Daf or Dai or Die went out to kill a rabbit and returned home with a wheel of cheese and a bottle of ale.

Egg Fried Rice – this combines all of the boringness of rice with the thrilling textural intensity of egg. The sensation is one that cannot be described because it’s too amazing.