Tag Archive: Sly Stallone

  • Happy Birthday Hulk Hogan, here’s Marvin Gaye!

    Marvin Gaye, A Funky Space Reincarnation

    You might only know Hulk Hogan from Rocky III, in which he played the part of a wrestler called Thunderlips – he was overlooked by the Academy, but his performance was very solid. He even held his own up against Sly Stallone. Others might know him from Thunder in Paradise, a television programme about ex-Navy SEALS who have become local guns-for-hire on a dreamy holiday resort. The rest will know him because he’s a gigantic wrestler who is turning 56 today. Hence we thought we’d get him a gift, so we organised an enormous conference, hired an entire hotel, went around a room asking thirty or so very reluctant employees to introduce themselves and tell a funny story about something hilarious that once happened to them, underwent a series of very pointless and time consuming bonding exercises which did nothing but further alienate the shyer members of the team, endured extremely awkward conversations with higher ranking colleagues who appeared to be attempting to hide the thin-lipped greed that drives them to the very highest highs professionally, but has left them both socially and sexually impotent. Then, FINALLY, we got round to the gift ideas, and all immediately agreed on either a survival knife or a Marvin Gaye song. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday Hulk Hogan!

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  • Interestment’s Top Four: Stallone Movies

    A doff of the cap to a great man…

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    If ever there was proof that it’s not just great looking guys who get all the breaks, it’s Sylvester Stallone – a man who was blessed with his mother’s weird skew-if face, and a voice box that begins somewhere in his stomach and stops just before his throat. And yet, he has conquered Hollywood, made squillions of dollars, and single-handedly reinvented the hard working underdog hero – in many ways, you could call him the Bruce Springsteen of cinema. Hence, with Bruce enjoying a lavish late moment in the sunshine, we thought we’d turn to Sly Stallone, and honour his four finest moments…

    1. First Blood

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    Stallone plays a grumpy Vietnam veteran who has lost all of his buddies in the war, so has taken to walking the planet in an almighty huff. Never has a man looked so serious for the length of an entire film. It begins with him wandering into a tiny little town innocently searching for a missing friend, but a dangerously unlucky sequence of events find him lurking in the woods, attempting to fend off hundreds of disgruntled police officers and army types. All he wanted was a bite to eat. Steve McQueen was reportedly keen on the role before Sly stepped in, and a suicide ending was rewritten, presumably so that he could bulk up, smear on some baby oil, and churn out three appalling sequels. The first Rambo film, however, is excellent.

    2. Cobra

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    Stallone had an astonishingly successful 1980s, with Rocky III and IV, Tango and Cash, Over The Top. But the one that really stands out is Cobra, the story of a match-chewing renegade cop who could be just as deadly as the bad guys. In this case, the villains took the form of a gang called New Order – not disappointingly, the electronic band featuring Bernard Sumner on vocals.

    3. Rocky

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    The one that really put Stallone on the map, it even won the 1976 Best Picture Oscar, up against greats like Taxi Driver, Network and All the President’s Men. The tale of a washed up boxer gifted a chance at the big time, it famously features Stallone trying to woo a nerdy woman called Adrian. Many people mightn’t remember that Rocky actually loses the fight against Apollo Creed. He wins in Rocky II though, before going on to bust up Mr T (Rocky III), the giant Russian robot (Rocky IV), and probably some other tough guys.

    4. Cop Land

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    Just when we thought that Sly was just a great big lump of beef that could just about muster a grunt here and there, he thought he’d do some acting – upstaging the great thespian chums Robert De Niro and Harvey Keitel while he was at it. The story of a fat old policeman with hearing difficulties, this is probably the fourth greatest corrupt cop movie of all time, behind Serpico, Training Day and LA Confidential. It’s that good.

  • Happy Birthday Sly Stallone, here’s an acting class!

    Teach your children well

    Jackie Stallone lookalike Sylvester Stallone turns 62 today. And what a 62 years. He starred in porno films, made grunting an art form, and he directed probably the finest sequel of all time – Staying Alive. He’s quite a guy. Hence we decided to get him a gift, so we all took our tops off, smeared grease into our chests, and violently discussed what he might like, before it boiled down to a toss up between a cuddly toy mouse, or a funny clip of an acting class. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday Sly Stallone!

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  • When cartoons of films go BRILLIANTLY

    Rambo

    Practically every film you’ve ever seen has started off as a cartoon – X Men, Batman, Milk, The English Patient, Iron Man, Watchmen, A Room With a View – so how refreshing it is when it goes the other way, and great movies are turned into animated cartoons. The above was flagged up by dear friend of the site, known intriguingly as Woody. He had this to say…

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    “This is Rambo, the disturbed Vietnam vet who comes back to America and lives like a tramp. And kills innocent policemen. FYI Rambo dies in the book, shot in the head with a shotgun, but that didn’t make it into the cartoon either.”

    Nice spot, Woody!

    Can you think of another great movie-turned-cartoon? Let us know with a comment…

  • Who’s after another fix?

    Anyone?

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    Should you be cruising the ‘net in search of something more to sink your eyes into, Hecklerspray has become home to some of our thoughts, and has plenty more to offer besides, with witty and cutting showbiz observations aplenty. Have a look for yourself here

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