It’s a crisp revelation alright…
Oh yeah, we take our flavour combinations for granted now, but there was a time when cheese hadn’t been scoffed with pickle, chips were yet to find their ideal fishy bed partner, and the very thought of smearing marmalade on a duck would have had you killed. Yet, in unexpected moments of culinary flair, these strange and intriguing combinations were discovered, and now they’re all part of our day-to-day. It’s great. And now you can add another magnificent combo to that list – Cheese and Onion Hula Hoops mixed with Walkers Salt and Vinegar. That’s right, two completely different crisps sharing the same handful. It was a taste sensation discovered in a clumsy moment of drunken greed, as a very important member of the Interestment team shoveled crisps down in a vain attempt to sober up. That particular target wasn’t met, but the memory of the tangy Hula Hoops and the fierce acidic Walkers bouncing off one another, dancing all over the taste buds, perfectly balancing each other out, will live long in the memory. It’s already on today’s menu. And tomorrow’s.
You heard it here first. Perhaps.
Sometimes smelly things are wonderful
Human senses are so complicated. Sometimes things that look excellent actually feel rubbish, and occasionally you might hear a breathy sexual voice, but when you turn around there’s just a tiny hunchback woman speaking to her pet canary, and no one else. Most weirdly – and this happens all too often – is when things that smell strange and unpleasant go on to taste amazing. We’re talking mainly about crisps, which after weeks and months of being packed tightly in an airless plastic wrapper can mark their arrival with an unpleasant stench. But don’t be fooled, here are four tasty treats that you wouldn’t allow anywhere near your mouth if they tasted like they hum… Read more…
Like crisps? Who doesn’t?… seriously, don’t go on about it
Simply stepping into a shop to grab a nice packet of crisps has become an ordeal for everyone, no doubt about it. Normally just in front of the counter, you calmly peer down, and it’s like being accosted by technicolour hooligan – Nik Naks! Wotsit! Wot! Wot! You Wot! Wotsit!
By now, you’re freaking out, the queue forming behind you is going completely bananas, and all you can do is sit on the floor and weep to calm yourself down. You’re confused. It’s not your fault. But it needn’t be this way. With a little bit of forward planning, you can decide what to have first, stroll in, and buy it. Interestment recommends a bag of Hula Hoops, plain. Not only will they fill you up, but because they’re Ready Salted, they’re really good for you too.