The Great Interestment Premier League Football Table Prediction 2013/14
Hey there cheerful
Great friend and Interestment Family member Eliot has thought long and hard about it and compiled his End of the Season Premier League Table for the coming year. You heard it here first, this is what will happen pretty much verbatim…
1. Chelsea – Mourinho’s arrival guarantees them the title
2. Manchester United – 2nd behind Jose a decent start for Moyes
3. Manchester City – Tough for any manager to win in his first season
4. Arsenal – Same as last year. And the year before
5. Liverpool – If Suarez stays. If not, closer to 15th
6. Tottenham Hotspur – If Bale stays, they could get top four at least
7. Southampton –Chairman won’t stand for less than top seven
8. West Ham United – Big Sam knows how to get his ugly teams to finish 8th
9. Aston Villa – Benteke for the golden boot
10. Stoke City – Hughes to be the poor man’s Pulis
11. West Bromwich Albion – Steady as she goes but Anelka is no Lukaku
12. Norwich City – Redmond is the best young Englishman in the league
13. Cardiff City – Will surprise a few until January which will be enough
14. Everton – Martinez bringing Wigan defenders with him = madness
15. Sunderland – Di Canio to be sacked mid-season for hitting a woman
16. Swansea City – European distractions could prove costly
17. Fulham – Does anyone truly care any more?
18. Hull City – Relegation will obviously be the fault of the referees not Bruce
19. Newcastle United – Kinnear to lead Toon back to the Championship
20. Crystal Palace – Adam made Holloway look better than he was last time