Happy Birthday Billy Zane, here’s the Jackson Five!

Great performance from Michael and the lads

Hey, guess what? It’s Billy Zane’s birthday! Seriously, we’re not even making it up. THE BILLY ZANE. He was great in Titanic, and the other one about the yacht with Nicole Kidman. Less good in the one about the superhero. But who cares? It’s BILLY ZANE. He’s 46 today. We decided to get him a gift, so we formed two separate groups – one dressed in flairs and funny afros, the others completely naked – and decided to talk things out in a McDonalds, until we settled on either a plate of cheeseburger and chips or a brilliant performance by the Jackson Five. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday Billy Zanes!

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