Interestment’s Top Four: Dirty Van Cliches
Heh heh, you GUYS!
It’s basically Autumn in the UK everybody! Which as we all know, brings with it that inspirational combination of road dust, rain and bored fingers. Result? Comedians sidling up to filthy parked vehicles and unleashing hilarity on the world. Read on – but have spare pants ready…
1. Also in White
Because it’s covered in dirt you see? It used to be white but now it’s covered with dirt. So now it’s grey!
2. I wish my wife was this filthy
And doubtless, this wag’s wife goes round writing on wheelchairs, “I wish my husband was this funny.”
3. Clean me
Possibly the king of Van-dirt legends. And ironically, a plea that should be honoured, because then these people would be forced to stop.
4. Anti-Glare Paint
Oh! My sides!