Happy Birthday Brigitte Bardot, here’s you singing!
Brigitte Bardot, Pas D’Avantage
Brigitte Bardot is 75 today, and what a 75 years she’s had. She spent a large portion of it being the most beautiful French woman of all time. Then she became a bit old, grumpy, and ever so slightly racist. And now, she’s a spluttering old woman who reminds everyone a little bit of Brigitte Bardot. For her years in the sunshine, we simply had to buy her a gift, so we formed a huddle, stood in the middle of the road, and discussed options, before it boiled down to a toss up between a packet of fags, or a clip of her singing an old song in French. Or German. Or Italian. It’s in something weird anyway. Happy Birthday Bardot!