Happy Birthday Charlize Theron, here’s a Slap Chop!
Slap Chop Rap
If you don’t know who Charlize Theron is, you can count yourself very unlucky. She’s a beautiful woman. So beautiful that she once confidentally strode around naked in a perfume advert to a Marvin Gaye backing track. So beautiful that her face is really pretty. So beautiful that she had to make herself look hideously ugly by wearing a Freddy Krueger mask and adopting a Deep South drawl to win a beloved Oscar. So beautiful that we thought we’d get her a gift, so we all headed to the local swimming baths to squeeze in a few laps and talk business, before it boiled down to a toss up between some mirrored goggles, or a funny clip discovered by friend of the site Spencer. In the end we got her both. Happy Birthday Charlize Theron!