Happy Birthday Baby Theo, here’s Jim Gaffigan!
Right, it’s Neil Armstrong’s birthday today, but forget him. The big news is that INTERESTMENT HAS A NEPHEW. Officially he was born on August 4th, but it was too late to celebrate yesterday, so today it is. And yes, well spotted, he does share a birthday with Barack Obama. That means instant greatness. Hence, with an enormous dose of self-importance, we thought it worth celebrating with the rest of the world, meaning that we’d have to get the little man a present. So we drank around seven pints of decent lager, and it boiled down to a toss up between a set of keys to jangle and giggle at, or a funny comedy routine by a strange American man. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday Theodore Share!