Showbusiness: Mel B’s stomach, and snogs

Woman in exercising frenzy


If the rumours are true, were you to do enough sit ups, you will one day end up with a stomach that slightly resembles a posh leather chair from the 1970s. It’s true. Look at Peter Andre – of recent splitting up with Jordan fame – he once built an entire career on having abdominals that looked like two giant packets of Extra chewing gum stood side to side, buried under a tight layer of golden skin. That was his thing. His vibe. And funnily enough, Melanie Brown of the Spice Girls famously used to endure entire evenings sweating loudly betwixt the Andre silky bed spread – and now she’s acheived almost the same level of extreme tummy sculpture. Spotted wearing a white bikini in Vegas, one showbiz reporter in particular can’t believe that she once managed to fit babies in that taut angry stomach of hers. She, they insist, is taking the six pack to a whole new level. Do they mean to the heights of becoming a seven or eight pack? We’re not sure.

In other intriguing celebrity news, Susan Boyle – the Scottish guy who came second in Britain’s Got Talent – has reportedly booked a cot in a fashionable rehabilitation centre, where she can get some decent sleep, and talk endlessly about her woes. Good luck to her. Plus, one time Oscar winner, Halle Berry, frenchied one time Oscar winner Jamie Foxx on live television. The showbusiness world has been rendered totally shocked. Here she is in Bond…


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