Showbusiness: Britney Spears’ new body, and The Apprentice news

Finally, she’s not bonkers…


As everyone is fully aware, a decent celebrity sanity barometer can be found in a simple swimming outfit. If they look great in a bikini or some Speedos, we can rest easy, they’re going to be fine. But if they take to the beach showing signs of having cellulite on their buttocks or a rather protruding belly, it’s time to panic, the strange voices are back.  Other tell-tale madness giveaways include beards, ripped jeans, or a simple request to be left alone. We, as you can well imagine, are on constant orange alert looking out for bananas celebrities. One of whom, Britney Spears, is no longer completely mental. It’s true. Some well placed showbusiness journalists have happily reported that the confused American singer has finally bounced back from the murky waters of inner bedlam by going to the beach exhibiting her brand new bikini body. Thank Christ for that. She’s going to be absolutely fine from now on.

Elsewhere in the world of showbusiness, that awful “I won a scholarship to Sandhurst” one from The Apprentice (below) finally got the boot, and actually looked like he was going to weep in the back of the cab. He definitely did a good punching job on the lobby sofa when Sir Sugar ejected him. He will bounce back, they insisted. He will bounce back. Meanwhile, over in the French cinema town of Cannes, Bragina have been wowing people by pretty much snogging in public. One showiz reporter in particular was astonished by this.


4 Responses to Showbusiness: Britney Spears’ new body, and The Apprentice news

  1. Al says:

    Is that a little bit of bush appearing from the top of Britney’s speedo’s or a tat?

  2. forty-forty five says:

    I was wondering the same. Suspect it may be a cesaerean scar though…

  3. olly says:

    Looks like a twattoo to me.

  4. Paris Lehan says:

    I am crazy about Britney, I really love her.

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