Happy Birthday Craig David, here’s Raquel Welch!

Raquel Welch, Space-Girl Dance

Craig David is still only 27. And yet, it seems like he’s been around forever, such has been the rise and fall of his promising career. A genuinely brilliant UK soul singer, he has paid far too high a price for being mocked by that appalling Bo Selecta cretin. Hence, we feel sorry for him, so thought it best to buy him a gift. We split into groups, each one sacking any fool who made reference to Kes, plastic underpants, or a beard trimmer. Worse still, anyone who dared go Craaaaiiiiig David was immediately bricked in the face. Things got tense, and after nine hours it boiled down to a toss up between a massive bowl of mints (or mince?), or a fantastic clip of a young Raquel Welch dancing her little bikini’d socks off. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday Craig David.

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