Happy Birthday Kirsten Dunst, here’s Dr Ronald Chevalier!

The Art of Relaxating

You know Kirsten Dunst, she’s the one from Spiderman with the whole weird face thing happening. She’s got more teeth than most people, with the top layer actually doubling up, a bit like shark teeth. It’s strange. And yet she’s still relatively sexy. Just ask those legendary red-meat-eating heterosexuals Johnny Borrell and Jake Gyllenhaal – both have been through periods of dragging a limp Kirsten Dunst around showbiz parties, like a rag doll being yanked around a toddler’s wendy house. Quite some gal. Hence we thought it best to get her a gift, and after nine shots of Cinzano and a very small crack rock, it boiled down to a toss up between a bucket of elephant bones, or a clip from Jermaine Clement’s upcoming comedy Gentleman Broncos, which we also mentioned earlier in the week. In the end we got her both. Happy Birthday, Kirsten!

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