Simple two step guide to… dancing

And not just any old dancing…

two-step-guide

Some days it’s hard to know what to do with an hour off. Do you just sit there half-heartedly chewing a limp egg and cress sandwich, sporadically checking Facebook every eight-nine seconds? Or do you dust down your forgotten dancing outfit, strap on some sneaks and learn how to do something NEW? Here’s a simple two step guide to some dance moves that will obliterate your opponents at this year’s work Christmas dance off:

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Step one: Familiarize yourself with some fresh beats. We’ve chosen some new electronic music from Africa.

Step two: Watch this clip of US Clowners explaining the “stripper dance”. Copy their moves until they’re like second nature. That should take around forty-five minutes.

Now combine the electronic African track AND your new moves. You go girl/boy!

One Response to Simple two step guide to… dancing

  1. Mike says:

    Re: first image.
    I see Hoxtonites have started dressing in more muted colours.

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