The Great Interestment Premier League Football Table Prediction 2013/14

Published: 14th Aug, 2013

Hey there cheerful


Great friend and Interestment Family member Eliot has thought long and hard about it and compiled his End of the Season Premier League Table for the coming year. You heard it here first, this is what will happen pretty much verbatim…

1. Chelsea – Mourinho’s arrival guarantees them the title

2. Manchester United – 2nd behind Jose a decent start for Moyes

3. Manchester City – Tough for any manager to win in his first season

4. Arsenal – Same as last year. And the year before

5. Liverpool – If Suarez stays. If not, closer to 15th

6. Tottenham Hotspur – If Bale stays, they could get top four at least

7. Southampton –Chairman won’t stand for less than top seven

8. West Ham United – Big Sam knows how to get his ugly teams to finish 8th

9. Aston Villa – Benteke for the golden boot

10. Stoke City – Hughes to be the poor man’s Pulis

11. West Bromwich Albion – Steady as she goes but Anelka is no Lukaku

12. Norwich City – Redmond is the best young Englishman in the league

13. Cardiff City – Will surprise a few until January which will be enough

14. Everton – Martinez bringing Wigan defenders with him = madness

15. Sunderland – Di Canio to be sacked mid-season for hitting a woman

16. Swansea City – European distractions could prove costly

17. Fulham – Does anyone truly care any more?

18. Hull City – Relegation will obviously be the fault of the referees not Bruce

19. Newcastle United – Kinnear to lead Toon back to the Championship

20. Crystal Palace – Adam made Holloway look better than he was last time

Josh Burt
About the author:

Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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