Not, repeat not, a librarian
I’ve mentioned before on this site that I consider Dave Brubeck to be one of the coolest men alive. Sadly, that’s no longer the case, because he’s no longer alive. He’ll forever be mega-cool in eternity though, thanks to some pretty nifty music that I find particularly wonderful on a Sunday, because I’m beard-strokey like that. Great man, great music. RIP.