Forgotten Beauties: Estelle Skornik

Published: 28th Feb, 2012

Nicolllllle…

For all that she may or may not have achieved in her life, the poetically named Estelle Skornik will forever be the dainty French girl pootling around in a Renault Clio, only occasionally stopping to say “Papa?” to old men. To which they’d answer “Nicole” in their most gravelly French accents. What thrills could be taken from mimicking this exchange! Literally weeks of fun. What a gal she was. Flowery and beautiful, you could imagine her sitting by a lake reading a book, while you hid up a nearby tree doing dreamy charcoal drawings of her from afar and posting them on Facebook. It wouldn’t even freak her out. She’d think it was romantic, not weird and possibly troubling. She’s just really French like that.

Anyway, there will be no such dainty beauty without something nice and hairy for the girls. Below is Tom Selleck.

You’re welcome.

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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