When award winning speeches go RIGHT

Published: 23rd Feb, 2012

Watch and learn Hollywood types!

It’s the Oscars at the weekend, and it’ll stick to the usual rhythm. Celebrities arrive looking good enough to shag, they then pile into a tremendous auditorium with glued smiles on their faces. They then act their bollocks off to pretend they’re not bored out of their minds as some dumb fuck lighting director trundles through an endless list of names. Then the actors get back-slapped, start weeping, earnestly thank Jesus, then go through their giant boring list of names. It’s rubbish. Above is Mickey Rourke turning convention on its head and grinding its face into the dirt.

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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