Happy Birthday Charlotte Church, here’s a wonderful song!

Published: 21st Feb, 2012

Nona Hendryx, Transformation

That Charlotte Church has been there, done that, got the t-shirt, eaten the pie, paid her dues, dug the dirt, raked the leaves, sang the anthem, and drunk the pint. She’s a crazy gal. Now a funny Welsh drinker who pops her knickers off at the races, she started life as a mini-me Luciano Pavarotti – it seems weird that she’s only 26 today. Still, we thought we’d get her a gift, so we all inhaled a lungful of helium to sound like an opera singer, and sang present ideas at one another across an auditorium. In the end it boiled down to an ace track about “Transformation” which we felt was appropriate, or some chewing gum. In the end we got her both. Happy Birthday Church!

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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