Nona Hendryx, Transformation
That Charlotte Church has been there, done that, got the t-shirt, eaten the pie, paid her dues, dug the dirt, raked the leaves, sang the anthem, and drunk the pint. She’s a crazy gal. Now a funny Welsh drinker who pops her knickers off at the races, she started life as a mini-me Luciano Pavarotti – it seems weird that she’s only 26 today. Still, we thought we’d get her a gift, so we all inhaled a lungful of helium to sound like an opera singer, and sang present ideas at one another across an auditorium. In the end it boiled down to an ace track about “Transformation” which we felt was appropriate, or some chewing gum. In the end we got her both. Happy Birthday Church!