Things that look RUBBISH but are actually BRILLIANT: 1. Toes

Published: 23rd Mar, 2010

Oh goodness, they’re horrible! (or are they?)

toes

Ask anyone you know, toes are vile – by far and away the surest sign that human beings are, in fact, creatures. They’re sort of like claws, and the nails that grow from each one can cause all kinds of humiliation if left untrimmed, and then jammed into a bed partner’s leg during a very long midnight kissing session. And don’t even get us started on what exactly goes on in between them during the mid-late teenage years. It’s pretty brutal. BUT, toes are also excellent, and rather important too. Vital to a person’s balance, so they say. And should you fancy decorating an unusual area of your body with a shiny ring, or a very tiny tattoo, they’re absolutely perfect. Think about it, would you honestly trust someone who didn’t have toes? We probably all know the answer to that one.

Josh Burt
About the author:

Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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