Happy Birthday Owen Wilson, here’s some bass guitar!

Published: 18th Nov, 2009

Hatsune Miku, Bass

The actor Owen Wilson is 41 today. We loved him in Zoolander, thought he was pretty good in Meet The Parents. We weren’t so keen on him that time he tried to kill himself. Still, he’s made it through, and will be partying hard tonight, whilst feverishly opening presents, and tongue kissing his friends. We wanted in on that, so we thought we’d get him a gift. After much conversation it boiled down to a toss up between some really good acid, or a weird video of a lady playing music, which was discovered by our handsome buddy Daf. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday Owen Wilson!

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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