Zapp, Computer Love
It’s Thursday, it’s the sexiest day of the week, you’re probably going to feel really horny all day. Those are just the facts. But rather than watching the clock, begging the thing to hurry up, so that you can stumble home to your lover, for an evening of smooth music, sparkling wine, chocolates, and frenzied rubbing and groaning in an overflowing bubble bath, why not tease your loins by dimming the lights, taking your phone off the hook, kindly asking your colleagues to look the other way, and listening to a seriously sexy song about the internet? That’s right, the future is already here, brothers and sisters.