Happy Birthday Leonardo DiCaprio, here’s Flight of the Conchords!

Published: 11th Nov, 2009

Flight of the Conchords, Ladies of the World

Former child star Leonardo Dicaprio is 35 today – that’s right, he’s not so little any more. Hence, he’ll probably spend the evening downing pints and shouting at strippers, reminding them that he’s the Birthday Boy, and he’ll tell them when the dance is over. Not the music. HIM! Anyway, we thought we’d get him a gift, so we strode down a busy New York street in slow motion, discussing ideas, perving at women, and laughing, until it boiled down to a toss up between a big stick, or a sexy song. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday DiCaprio!

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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