Flight of the Conchords, Ladies of the World
Former child star Leonardo Dicaprio is 35 today – that’s right, he’s not so little any more. Hence, he’ll probably spend the evening downing pints and shouting at strippers, reminding them that he’s the Birthday Boy, and he’ll tell them when the dance is over. Not the music. HIM! Anyway, we thought we’d get him a gift, so we strode down a busy New York street in slow motion, discussing ideas, perving at women, and laughing, until it boiled down to a toss up between a big stick, or a sexy song. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday DiCaprio!