Happy Birthday Sisqo, here’s Kenny Powers!

Published: 9th Nov, 2009

Eastbound and Down

Sisqo was the little singer who did the song about thongs – it was simply called The Thong Song. He loved those damn knickers, he’s 31 today, we decided to get him a gift. Fittingly, we all squodged our bits and pieces into womanly thongs, and took to town, bending over at every given opportunity, so that everyone really knew what’s up. Anyway, after a short discussion, present options boiled down to a toss up between some hilarious underpants, or a rather rude clip from Eastbound and Down – our favourite new comedy show. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday Sisqo!

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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