Happy Birthday Roseanne, here’s The Star Spangled Banner!

Published: 3rd Nov, 2009

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Roseanne is 57 today. She splits the consensus a bit. Some think she seems like a total bitch, others like her because she’s sometimes quite funny, and her sitcom was pretty good. We fall into the latter category, hence we thought we’d get her a gift. After precisely three minutes, discussions were over, and everyone was silently driving home, content with the toss up between some jogging bottoms, or a clip of some terrible patriotic singing. In the end we got her both. Happy Birthday Roseanne!

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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