Happy Birthday Winona Ryder, here’s Heathers!

Published: 29th Oct, 2009

JD & Veronica meet…

For a while there – around about Beetlejuice, Heathers, and Edward Scissorhands – it was looking like Winona Ryder might just turn out to be the coolest actress of them all. Kathleen Turner still holds that particular mantle, however, because it just didn’t quite happen. She lost her way, and she seems to have done little of note since around 1997. Apart from the time she stole a bunch of stuff from a shop, of course. Even so, she’s 37 today, so we thought we’d get her a gift to celebrate. We wandered slowly into a field, taking slow motion drags on a joint, and laughing and wrestling one another to the ground, before discussing present ideas. It wasn’t long before it boiled down to a toss up between some pizzas, or a clip from her greatest movie. In the end we got her both. Happy Birthday Winona!

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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