Thursday Love Song: Grace Jones

Published: 22nd Oct, 2009

Grace Jones, Pull Up to the Bumper

Yes indeed, it’s Thursday again. Wonderful, deep, sensual, revolting, smutty Thursday – by far and away the sexiest day of the week. Chances are you’ve dressed for the occasion, with a shirt that grips to your nipples, and a set of leather underpants. You’re probably already watching the clock, counting down the seconds, before running to your lover for an evening of soft candle light, big handfuls of margarine, and Kenny G dribbling into his sax in the background. To help you through the day, here’s Grace Jones, using a rather unsubtle metaphor to explain exactly where she’d like you to pop it…

Josh Burt
About the author:

Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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