Happy Birthday Carrie Fisher, here’s a Star Wars song!
Star Wars Holiday Special, Happy Life Day
Carrie Fisher turns 53 today. She made it fashionable for women to sculpt their hair into croissants, and she once wore a golden bikini to impress a giant turd. Yes sir, she was quite something in those Star Wars movies. Hence we thought we’d get her a gift, so we all arranged to meet in a spot outside of town which we would find not using sat navs, but the force. We ended up discussing options on speaker phone, and it wasn’t long before it boiled down to a toss up between a gay robot, or a classic Star Wars clip from 1978. In the end we got her both. Happy Birthday Fisher!