The original Jordan… in a way
With all of her publicity, you’d be forgiven for thinking that Jordan was the first English lady to have gargantuan bosoms. But, you’d be way off. Enormous breasts can be traced back to the dawn of time, through the Roman Empire, right up to The Benny Hill Show and beyond. One such example of this might be Maria Whittaker, one of the most celebrated 1980s Page 3 girls, who slots into history just after Benny Hill’s giggling underwear models (of which she was one, in 1983), graced the papers at around the same time as Samantha Fox, and came a good few years before Melinda Messenger, and then Kelly Brook. Two rather more modern examples of generously endowed Brits. Yes, that Maria Whittaker was certainly dealt an almighty card by Mother Nature. One which has not only cemented her place in history, but also helped her land roles in a couple of appalling films, release a terrible pop song, and settle down and marry Rebel MC. What a gal.
Of course, we wouldn’t lavish the boys with such a buxom lovely without a little something sensual for the girls. Below is Tom Selleck.