Forgotten beauties: Maria Whittaker

Published: 21st Oct, 2009

The original Jordan… in a way

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With all of her publicity, you’d be forgiven for thinking that Jordan was the first English lady to have gargantuan bosoms. But, you’d be way off. Enormous breasts can be traced back to the dawn of time, through the Roman Empire, right up to The Benny Hill Show and beyond. One such example of this might be Maria Whittaker, one of the most celebrated 1980s Page 3 girls, who slots into history just after Benny Hill’s giggling underwear models (of which she was one, in 1983), graced the papers at around the same time as Samantha Fox, and came a good few years before Melinda Messenger, and then Kelly Brook. Two rather more modern examples of generously endowed Brits. Yes, that Maria Whittaker was certainly dealt an almighty card by Mother Nature. One which has not only cemented her place in history, but also helped her land roles in a couple of appalling films, release a terrible pop song, and settle down and marry Rebel MC. What a gal.

Of course, we wouldn’t lavish the boys with such a buxom lovely without a little something sensual for the girls. Below is Tom Selleck.

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You’re welcome.

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

3 Responses to Forgotten beauties: Maria Whittaker

  1. Ben says:

    For more “forgotten” 70s/80s/90s beauties, visit:

    http://www.huizerduo.com

    Model identification in vintage men’s magazine – we recognise your fav from the pics!

  2. des says:

    Maria. Whittaker. Is and. Was the pest page. 3 every

  3. We went out together at school lol xxxx

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