Happy Birthday Oscar Wilde, here’s Zach Galifianakis

Published: 16th Oct, 2009

Zach Galifianakis

Had meningitis of the mind not totally killed him in 1900, Oscar Wilde would be turning a very astonishing 155 today. That would make him the oldest, and probably wittiest man alive. But he’s not alive is he? He’s dead. Dead, damn it. Dead. Hence, we thought we’d get him a gift, so we sashayed around an airport making intellectual comments to customs officers, then discussing present ideas while they slammed us against the floor and strip searched us, and it wasn’t long before it boiled down to a toss up between some metal underpants, or a clip of Zach Galifianakis doing some witticisms of his own. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday Oscar Wilde!

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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