Thursday Love Song: Isaac Hayes

Published: 15th Oct, 2009

Isaac Hayes, (They Long to Be) Close To You

Another Thursday, another overnight bag crammed to the brim with peanut butter, joss sticks, massage oils, a can of Lynx, three of those ambient dance music CDs, and two condoms – just in case one of them is faulty. That’s right, friends, it’s the sexiest day of the week. So unbuckle your trousers, loosen your cravat, and allow a romantic breeze to dance all over your body. Yeah, you’re feeling sensual alright. Now, dim the lights, turn up the volume on your computer, and allow Isaac Hayes to spell out just how he feels about you…

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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