Girls Ain’t Nothing But Trouble
Will Smith – or Big Willy – is 41 today, which means that he’s probably going to spend the evening regaling people with tales of his childhood. He might even do that thing where he mumbles something, then shouts something, then starts mumbling for comic effect. Tom Cruise might be there, blitzing through pints, getting off with the wife. Yes sir, it’s going to be quite a night. Which we’re not going to. Still, we thought we’d get him a gift nonetheless, so we all put nappies on, and sat around in a play pen, discussing ideas and chewing on bits of lego, until finally it boiled down to a toss up between seven quid or a clip from his rapping days. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday Will Smith!