Aaliyah, Rock The Boat
It’s Thursday, you’re feeling sexy. Those are just the facts, don’t fight them. It’s a known phenomenon amongst site regulars that Thursdays are always extremely sensual, both mentally and physically, and you know that horny feeling in your underpants? It’s normal. There’s nothing wrong with you. So, do yourself a favour, and unbutton your shirt/blouse to a startlingly low level, dim the office lights, take your phone off the hook, and enjoy Aaliyah’s unbelievably unsubtle metaphor about sailing.