Thursday Love Song: Aaliyah

Published: 17th Sep, 2009

Aaliyah, Rock The Boat

It’s Thursday, you’re feeling sexy. Those are just the facts, don’t fight them. It’s a known phenomenon amongst site regulars that Thursdays are always extremely sensual, both mentally and physically, and you know that horny feeling in your underpants? It’s normal. There’s nothing wrong with you. So, do yourself a favour, and unbutton your shirt/blouse to a startlingly low level, dim the office lights, take your phone off the hook, and enjoy Aaliyah’s unbelievably unsubtle metaphor about sailing.

Josh Burt
About the author:

Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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