Not including this mystery celeb…

Tattoos, everyone has them these days. Anyone who saw this year’s stellar series of Big Brother might have noticed that something like 90 per cent of the house was tatted up. Hence, to celebrate this, Interestment will soon be launching a sister site called Tattnav.com (or Tatnav, we are still in talks over the correct spelling of a made up word). So, as an homage to intriguing acts of body art, we thought we’d have a look at some famous people with scrawlings deep within their taut, hungry flesh. Today it’s the turn of the girls, but don’t worry, it’ll be the boys next.

To appear on Tattnav, simply send a picture of your tattoo and where you’re from to josh@interestment.co.uk.

Megan Fox

Chances are that back in the 1950s, you’d be unlikely to see Monroe striding around with one sleeve hoisted up showing off a nice sailor’s tatt, and yet, demure Hollywood favourite Megan Fox has Marilyn’s face delicately imprinted on her arm. It’s an interesting look, as is the “We will all laugh at gilded butterflies” quote on her upper back/lower shoulder. It’s from King Lear no less, which obviously makes Fox some sort of swotty brainiac.

Scarlett Johansson

With everyday life now so frenzied and hectic, it’s almost impossible to find a moment’s peace. A small pocket of the day when you can honestly relax. After all, everyone is hysterically running around in search of sandwiches half the time, or busting one another’s balls in meetings. Hence, the actress Scarlett Johansson – who has hair even fairer than a golden retriever puppy’s fluffy newborn coat – has taken the bull by the horns and etched a beautiful sunrise onto the underside of her forearm to help her chillax. “It makes me happy,” says the actress. Hear that? It makes her happy.

Cheryl Cole

She’s had much to endure in her time, that Cheryl Cole – the moist hands of husband Ashley, a crippling schedule with her rock band, Girls Aloud, week upon week of listening to genuinely insane people having a crack at Mariah Carey on X Factor. Not to mention the rather flushed remorse of having to reveal a massive rose bush tattoo on her thigh every time she dons a bikini – which, by the way, is a lot of the time. She also has one on her hand, something on the back of her neck, the whole lower back thing, and a peculiar ink blemish on her bottom.

Amy Winehouse

Were this the old days, and Winehouse’s arms were to wash up onto a beach, everyone would assume that they belonged to a starving sailor, making a swim for it from a desert island. And yet, those people would be very very wrong. The arms – which come complete with sassy cartoon centrefolds and a lucky horse shoe – belong to a singing millionaire with a thing for hard drugs. Like many tatt-crazy loons, they don’t stop there either, she’s even got a pocket with her on/off husbands name on it above her withered breast.

Asia Argento

For those not familiar with her work, Asia is an Italian actress, known for her turns in horror films like Land of The Dead. She’s also another tattoo-maniac, with her most famous one being a massive angel emerging from the top of her underpants – a sight which has no doubt rather thrown young suitors in the past. Should things progress, then they might be in for an even greater shock when they see that she has a couple of pretend snakes monkeying around on her bottom.

Jessica Biel

Jessica Biel – the lucky recipient of Justin Timberlake’s delicate glossy, cat-like tongue – is what is known in the body art industry as an “unsure tattoo recipient”, or a UTR. We know this, because only the most eagle-eyed passer-by would spot that this toned young actress has, in fact, taken an ink-job. She’s got a tiny little dove fluttering around mere millimetres above her trouser-line. We suspect that such a piece took an experienced tatt artist around nine seconds, followed by two minutes healing time.

Peaches Geldof

Look at Peaches Geldof. Go on – really look at her. Keep looking. That’s what she wants you to do. She wants you to look and look, and then look some more. Are you still looking? Good. Did you notice her tattoo? The massive tattoo that spans her lower leg to upper-torso? The one of the flowers? Of course you did. That’s because the professional magazine editor, Peaches Geldof, doesn’t do anything by halves. She even has a cluster of smaller tattsies peppered about her body. True story.

Angelina Jolie

You know how when you’re on the phone you might doodle a few pictures on a nearby envelope – perhaps a spider’s web or a cube within another cube? Well, Angelina Jolie treats her body like a blank envelope lying around next to a ringing phone and an old biro. The actress/mother-of-many-children has swarms of doodles buzzing around all over her, including roman numerals, bits of latin, Buddhist Sanskrit, some arabic. In many ways, she’s like a big fleshy museum.

Eva Longoria

If you can’t really be bothered to bend your head around to an uncomfortable angle, allow us to save you time and tell you that the lady sunning herself in this picture is Eva Longoria from Desperate Housewives. You might have also noticed that from the big bold title above the picture, but just in case. And the big news is that while she seems sultry and demure, she’s actually tatted up to the hilt. She’s got a big celtic cross residing around the lower area of her womanly back. Plus she has a secret one with her husbands initials on it. “I’m not saying where it is, but let’s just say he gets to view it on a very regular basis!” she teased a curious journalist, seemingly unaware that everyone instantly assumed “vagina”.

Charlize Theron

Like Jessica Biel, Charlize Theron doesn’t believe in thrusting her tatts into your face – she likes them subtle. Almost non-existent, as if she was never really sure about this whole body art lark in the first place. Hence, it might strain your eyes somewhat to notice that she has a tiny little flower on her foot. Can you see it? It’s the smudgy thing that looks like a blue/green birthmark. Tattoo fans will also be elated to hear that she has a miniscule fish happily swimming around on her ankle. Berserk.