The Bee Gees, Staying Alive
Barry Gibb, the Jesus-looking one from the Bee Gees, is 63 today, which probably means that the legendary beard-and-hair thing he’s got happening is all rather thinning and grey. He might even struggle to sqodge his withering body parts into those old tight trousers he used to wear in the Staying Alive video – you know, the one where the brothers Gibb are wandering around a knackered old house singing about how good they are with women. Great times. Hence we thought we’d buy him a gift, so we sat in a park sipping budget 2 per cent lager all afternoon, until it boiled down to a toss up between a tasty scotch egg, or a video of his band from way back in 1977. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday Barry Gibb!