Happy Birthday Barbara Bach, here’s Ringo!

Published: 27th Aug, 2009

Act Naturally

Barbara Bach, if you can’t remember, was a Bond girl who went on to marry Ringo Starr – the fourth best looking Beatle. Wow, what a dream for a girl. Deep sexual kisses from Roger Moore, and Ringo. Amazing. What could she possibly want for on this, her 62nd birthday? We talked long into the night about potential gift ideas, before it boiled down to a simple toss up between a bag of crystal meth, or a clip of her husband and his appalling singing voice. In the end we got her both. Happy Birthday Barbara Bach!

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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