Mr Jolly Lives Next Door
Wow, Claudia Schiffer. She’s quite a gal. She’s got hair as silky and golden as an angel’s harp strings, a body as slender and sleek as a businessman’s sports car, and a speaking voice that drops somewhere in the mid-Atlantic, but occasionally wavers into German. She’s a model, alright. Hence we thought wed buy her a gift, so we lay awake all night tossing and turning, fiercely debating with the upper bunk, before it boiled down to a toss up between a straw hat that she could wear at a festival, or the first ten minutes from one of our favourite childhood comedies. In the end we got her both. Happy Birthday Ms Schiffer!