Happy Birthday Claudia Schiffer, here’s the Comic Strip!

Published: 25th Aug, 2009

Mr Jolly Lives Next Door

Wow, Claudia Schiffer. She’s quite a gal. She’s got hair as silky and golden as an angel’s harp strings, a body as slender and sleek as a businessman’s sports car, and a speaking voice that drops somewhere in the mid-Atlantic, but occasionally wavers into German. She’s a model, alright. Hence we thought wed buy her a gift, so we lay awake all night tossing and turning, fiercely debating with the upper bunk, before it boiled down to a toss up between a straw hat that she could wear at a festival, or the first ten minutes from one of our favourite childhood comedies. In the end we got her both. Happy Birthday Ms Schiffer!

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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