Buffalo Springfield, For what it’s worth
Fans of Police Academy and Short Circuit will be going absolutely bonkers today, as Steve Guttenberg turns 51. No doubt the evening will be spent with Tom Selleck, Ted Danson, and their 23-year-old daughter Mary, who they all brought up together in a massive New York apartment. It’s going to be quite some night, so to celebrate we thought we’d buy Steve a gift, hence we dressed up as clowns and sat weeping hysterically in a park and discussing ideas, until it boiled down to a toss up between a big box of pens, or a clip of some hippies singing a song. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday Guttenberg!