FYI, does not like surprises…
Oh dear, it’s all gone really wrong for Bea. The hippy festival goer who entered the house has now developed such thin skin that if the metaphor were to come to life, we’d all be dry puking at the site of her various organs spluttering and pulsating through a fine layer of fleshy tracing paper. Thankfully, we are speaking figuratively. But even so, her spiky personality has led to fights with Charlie for playfully gobbing a mouthful of water into her sneering face, Rodrigo for daring to laugh at her, and Big Brother for treating her to a kind surprise, but not making it the surprise that she’d have asked for. One suspects that on hearing the wall of boos that greet her when she gets the boot, she’ll begin berating the audience, bellowing about how flabbergasted she is by their actions, and how she would NEVER boo anyone, and has never booed anyone IN HER LIFE. A genuinely terrifying, tetchy woman.
Elsewhere in the house, Rodrigo flips between the bath and the pool, rarely enjoying dry land. David‘s friends think he’s “doing a great job” – of what exactly, we’re not sure. Being a chubby simpleton? Siavash asked out loud “how can anyone not know what Stevie Wonder looks like?” blissfully missing the irony lacing the very question he’d just asked. And the ghost of Kris told Sophie to remember what he’d written on the palm of her hand on the day he was evicted from the house, which we suspect means that she should probably seriously consider having a coil fitted.
Siavash = still number one.