Happy Birthday Steve Martin, here’s some magic!

Published: 14th Aug, 2009

Steve Martin performs magic

Steve Martin turns 64 today, meaning that he will definitely be spending the evening knocking back brewskis, pitching lady’s bottoms, and spluttering over a cake to extinguish 64 candles. Good for him, good for him. He’s a great man, a wonderful comedian throughout the 1970s, he made some great films in the very early 1980s. And then he went all a bit rubbish. Which is a shame, because he’s a big hero in the sprawling Interestment mansion. Hence we thought we’d get him a gift, so we sat in a line on a blow up banana attached to a speedboat, and zipped along shouting ideas at one another using as many expletives as possible, before it boiled down to a toss up between a massive cucumber, or a clip of a very early Steve Martin television performance. In the end we got him both. Happy etc…!

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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