Forgotten beauties: Joanne Whalley

Published: 14th Aug, 2009

Once married to Iceman

Joanne Whalley

If you haven’t seen the film Willow, you really should. It’s the story of a young woodland toddler with a man’s voice running around with a baby. It’s great. There’s a dragon in it. An actual dragon. But above all of that, it stars a beautiful actress from Manchester called Joanne Whalley – later Joanne Whalley-Kilmer, and then back to Joanne Whalley again once she recognised that Val Kilmer just wasn’t floating her onions any more. What a gal she was, with hair as dark as a raven’s overcoat, and eyes smokier than an indoor barbecue. Yes, she was beautiful. She then went on to star as a prostitute in Scandal, before slowly descending from the Hollywood ladder, and almost completely vanishing. For a time though, she was the greatest woman alive. Roughly.

As ever, we wouldn’t dare treat the boys without a little something-something for the girls. Below is Tom Selleck.


You’re welcome.

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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