Once married to Iceman
If you haven’t seen the film Willow, you really should. It’s the story of a young woodland toddler with a man’s voice running around with a baby. It’s great. There’s a dragon in it. An actual dragon. But above all of that, it stars a beautiful actress from Manchester called Joanne Whalley – later Joanne Whalley-Kilmer, and then back to Joanne Whalley again once she recognised that Val Kilmer just wasn’t floating her onions any more. What a gal she was, with hair as dark as a raven’s overcoat, and eyes smokier than an indoor barbecue. Yes, she was beautiful. She then went on to star as a prostitute in Scandal, before slowly descending from the Hollywood ladder, and almost completely vanishing. For a time though, she was the greatest woman alive. Roughly.
As ever, we wouldn’t dare treat the boys without a little something-something for the girls. Below is Tom Selleck.