Happy Birthday Pete Sampras, here’s a funny lady!

Published: 12th Aug, 2009

Hannah Isherwood Stand Up

Close your eyes in fond memory of Pete Sampras. Remember how he swept across a tennis court, fluid in motion, like an eel on a water slide. Relive those almighty serves that were struck with such force, it was like a speeding juggernaut obliterating a wandering toad. All hail his hairy back and tongue that was slightly too big for his mouth. And go bonkers, because it’s his 38th birthday right now! That’s right, it’s right now! No doubt Pete’s got Pat Cash and his band booked in, Becker on cocktails. Hence we thought we’d get him a gift too, so we sat for seven hours in a stationary car, singing ideas to one another in the style of Whitney Houston, before it boiled down to a toss up between a new tennis racket made of wood, or a clip of great friend of the site Hannah making her stand up comedy debut. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday Sampras!

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

One Response to Happy Birthday Pete Sampras, here’s a funny lady!

  1. Bath Towels says:

    when i was a kid, i really enjoyed going up and down on water slides, it is a very enjoyable experience “‘:

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