Happy Birthday Baby Theo, here’s Jim Gaffigan!

Published: 5th Aug, 2009

Hot Pockets!

Right, it’s Neil Armstrong’s birthday today, but forget him. The big news is that INTERESTMENT HAS A NEPHEW. Officially he was born on August 4th, but it was too late to celebrate yesterday, so today it is. And yes, well spotted, he does share a birthday with Barack Obama. That means instant greatness. Hence, with an enormous dose of self-importance, we thought it worth celebrating with the rest of the world, meaning that we’d have to get the little man a present. So we drank around seven pints of decent lager, and it boiled down to a toss up between a set of keys to jangle and giggle at, or a funny comedy routine by a strange American man. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday Theodore Share!

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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