Happy Birthday Barack Obama, here’s George W!

Published: 4th Aug, 2009

Bush and Bush

Barack Obama, for those who don’t know, is the guy making everything better in the world. He’s succeeded Mr Thicky as President of America, and now everyone feels positive and ready to put the entire planet back on track. All the while we’re in the midst of an economic meltdown, everyone’s stabbing each other in the stomach, and kids are trading STD’s at school like they were football stickers, and this were Mexico 86. It’s a strange time, but there is hope for a better future. Of course, we’re not getting too carried away over at Interestment. A black President is a great sign of better things to come, but what we’re really holding out for is the first mixed race, half Lithuanian/half Jamaican/half Liverpudlian, king. Until that day, until that day… Anyway, feeling buoyant and alive, we decided to get Barack Obama a gift, so we put leather jackets on, rode motorbikes, and discussed options, before it boiled down to a toss up between some Barocca and a nice balm, or a clip of Will Ferrell pretending to be George W Bush. In the end we got him both. Thank goodness for Barack Obama!

Josh Burt
About the author:

Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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