Top 10 beach books as decided by (some of) YOU!

Published: 28th Jul, 2009

Not EVERYONE here is reading…

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If you’re anything like the rest of our bulbous sweating population, in the next month or so, you’ll be flat on your back down the beach, with the angry European sun gnawing on your shiny stomach. Evenings will be spent wandering the streets with white sunglasses marks emphasising the spectacular red beacon that’s temporarily replaced your face. You’ll eat seafood, get through gallons of holiday lager, and by the end of the week/ten days, you’ll be half way through your two-books-a-year quota.

In the last week, your beach book suggestions have been flooding in, like a high tide in sunny Spain. And the top ten now looks something like this…

1. The Life of Pi by Yann Martel

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The 2002 Booker Prize champion, it’s the tale of a teenager stuck on a lifeboat with a few animal friends from a local zoo. Think Noah’s Arc on a budget.

2. Money by Martin Amis

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The story of a boozing maniac who stumbles around London and New York attempting to shoot his first feature films. Lots of sex, swearing, and bits of violence. Plus a great game of tennis.

3. The Princess Bride by William Goldman

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A swash-buckling fairy tale that’s funny, this poses as a commentary on a previous book from way back in the olden days. Like the film, you won’t realise how brilliant it is until you give it a go. Highly recommended.

4. The Secret History by Donna Tartt

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A gripping tale of murder, intrigue, posh people studying Ancient Greek at university, and a very strange evening in a massive house.

5. Breath by Tim Winton

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The newest book on the list, quite a few people have given this one a big thumbs up. If you like stories about friendship, adolescent boys, and surfing on magnificent waves, then you’re in luck.

6. The Green Man by Kingsley Amis

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Quite a weird book, but brilliantly readable, it’s part ghost story, part moral fable, part sexy. Part many things. One for people who enjoy reading about drinking, hocum pocum, and orgies-gone-wrong.

7. Shantaram by Gregory David Roberts

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A heroin addict escapes from prison in Australia, runs away to India, lives in the slums, experiences life as a Bollywood extra, gets in with the mafia, and sells arms to Afghanistan. Gripping.

8. Kane and Abel by Jeffrey Archer

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Yes, seriously. Just hide it inside a copy of the Daily Mail, which has already been tucked away inside a bumper edition of Razzle. A readable tale of poverty, wealth, greed and lots of other stuff.

9. Four Letters of Love by Niall Williams

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What sets out looking like a boy-meets-girl comes to resemble a will-boy-please-meet-girl, before you’re shouting “Boy! Meet girl!” at the top of your aching lungs.

10. The Beach by Alex Garland

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Indeed a lot of people thought they should recommend The Beach – after all, most of them argue, it’s called The Beach, and you’re on a beach. Surprisingly, we had already spotted that link. That said, if you haven’t read it, nor seen the rather appalling film that followed, it does make for a fairly racy read. Not a terrible choice by any stretch.

Josh Burt
About the author:

Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

3 Responses to Top 10 beach books as decided by (some of) YOU!

  1. mustard says:

    1) Stop the Ride, I Want to Get Off – Dave Courtney
    2) Crossfire – Andy McNab
    3) Profession of Violence – The Kray Twins
    4) Naughty – The Story of a Football Hooligan Gang

  2. debs says:

    1. Starter for ten – David Nicholls
    2. Complicity – Iain Banks
    3. Tooth and Nail – Ian Rankin
    4.ANYTHING BY JILLY COOPER*.
    5. The month’s ‘Puzzler’ compilation – any newsagent.

    For anyone remotely bothered.

    *she really is great. Really. Literature snobs! Prepare to be shamed when – so engrossed you will be – you burn to a human crisp.

  3. Nonplussed says:

    1. The Life and Opinions of Maf the Dog and of His Friend Marilyn Monroe – Andrew O’Hagan. Title says it all.
    2. Daisy Fay and the Miracle Man – Fannie Flagg. Laugh out loud in public places.
    3. Requiem – Antonio Tabucchi. Sad. Poetic. Haunting.
    4. Geek Love – Katherine Dunn. Compelling story of Albino dwarf circus sideshow act and family of freaks.
    5. Travels with Charley – John Steinbeck. Amiable pottering with fluffy friend..
    6. Gentlemen Prefer Blondes – Anita Loos. Daffy gold-digging dames.
    7. The Barefoot Emperor – Philip Marsden. Power crazed lunacy in Ethiopia.

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