Stephen Stills, 4 and 20
It’s another one of those fantasy dinner party days, with Fred Savage, Kelly McGillis, O J Simpson, and Tom Hanks all scheduled to spend the evening face down in chocolate cake, perhaps crying, perhaps laughing, perhaps dead. But we’ve chosen to ignore those guys, because Jack White – never to be confused with Jack Black – turns 33 today. He’s the mean guitarist behind The White Stripes and other cool rock bands, so we thought we’d get him a gift. After putting on shades and mumbling ideas to one another for eighteen minutes, it boiled down to a toss up between some magic mushrooms, a stick, or a nice folk song from Stephen Stills. In the end we got him the lot. Happy Birthday Jack White!