Happy Birthday Jack White, here’s Stephen Stills!

Published: 9th Jul, 2009

Stephen Stills, 4 and 20

It’s another one of those fantasy dinner party days, with Fred Savage, Kelly McGillis, O J Simpson, and Tom Hanks all scheduled to spend the evening face down in chocolate cake, perhaps crying, perhaps laughing, perhaps dead. But we’ve chosen to ignore those guys, because Jack White – never to be confused with Jack Black – turns 33 today. He’s the mean guitarist behind The White Stripes and other cool rock bands, so we thought we’d get him a gift. After putting on shades and mumbling ideas to one another for eighteen minutes, it boiled down to a toss up between some magic mushrooms, a stick, or a nice folk song from Stephen Stills. In the end we got him the lot. Happy Birthday Jack White!

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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