Happy Birthday Kevin Bacon, here’s Yacht Rock!

Published: 8th Jul, 2009

Yacht Rock, Episode 11

It’s a worrying day when little Kevin Bacon turns 50. If he’s 50, that makes us… well, it makes us pretty old. We’re not sure Kevin Bacon is actually allowed to turn 50. Did he ask anyone’s permission? Someone should really pull him aside at this afternoon’s birthday party and say, “you know, Kevin, none of us were actually consulted about you turning 50… you shouldn’t have turned 50… not today Kevin… not today.” Chances are no one will have the balls though. Either way, we took it upon ourselves to get him a gift, so we danced around in front of some disgusted adults, loudly discussing present options, until it boiled down to a toss up between a case of shower gel, or a funny video. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday Bacon! Although, seriously, you shouldn’t really be turning 50. Not you. Not today.

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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