Teach your children well
Jackie Stallone lookalike Sylvester Stallone turns 62 today. And what a 62 years. He starred in porno films, made grunting an art form, and he directed probably the finest sequel of all time – Staying Alive. He’s quite a guy. Hence we decided to get him a gift, so we all took our tops off, smeared grease into our chests, and violently discussed what he might like, before it boiled down to a toss up between a cuddly toy mouse, or a funny clip of an acting class. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday Sly Stallone!