Happy Birthday Mike Tyson, here’s a Vodka moment!

Published: 30th Jun, 2009

A Vodka Moment, Tim and Eric Awesome Show

Mike Tyson turns 43 today, so will most probably be enjoying some beers with a small group of buddies. He’s probably hired an area of a pub, popped his card behind the bar, and laid on a few sandwiches for snacks. Perhaps a bowl of crisps or two. We wouldn’t know. Mike didn’t invite us. Still, we’re not bitter at all, so we sat in a sobbing circle holding one another, discussing what to get him in between hyperventilating and shouting “why?” up to an empty heaven, and it boiled down to a toss up between a funny sketch about vodka, or some driving gloves. In the end we got him both. Happy Birthday Mike!

Josh Burt
About the author:
Josh has been a writer and journalist for the best part of twenty years and has written for modern staples like FHM and Cosmopolitan and The Daily Telegraph and The Sun. He has also written a small handful of so-so books that you can still buy.

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