Very sponge-worthy…

Seinfeld fans will know the above woman very well indeed – it’s Elaine. The sweet sweet rose stuck awkwardly between three jagged mis-shaped thorns. The jutting thorns, of course, being Jerry, George, and Kramer. All wonderful characters, all deliciously complimented by Julia Louis-Dreyfus’ deft comic timing, lovely face, and subtle sensuality. Boy, what a gal she was, one minute using her gutter mouth to upset people and the next flashing that sassy smile and being all sexy. She was the kind of woman that grizzly old sea dogs would shave their beards off for. Since Seinfeld, she has gone on to star in a load of things that we’d never heard of, besides Curb Your Enthusiasm and Arrested Development, both of which we have definitely heard of. Some lady, that Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

Of course, as ever we will not be treating the boys to lavish luxury women without throwing something slender and gorgeous over to the girls. Below is Tom Selleck.

You’re welcome.